eva mendes is on my tv ughh lesbi moment
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constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet
beliebers: directioners are annoying
monsters: directioners are annoying
swifties: directioners are annoying
barbies: directioners are annoying
rushers: directioners are annoying
everyone: directioners are annoying
directioners: we are annoying
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Kendall was bein a bitch and handcuffed Dustin to a chair.
Reblogging because I’m immature and laughed at all of the “that’s what she said” innuendos. And the fact that Myspace was mentioned in this video.
Reasons why I’m in love
- you get a perfect view of Kendall’s ass at 3:58
- Kendall handcuffed Dustin to a chair. That boy and handcuffs. Oh fuck.
- At around 1:21 you hear the whisper “Oh fuck”. My imagination is telling me Kendall said it
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my dream is to be a ceo of something




